Poem/rap: Corona Bologna/Legend of the Kershaw County Patient Zero

Stanza the First: Corona Bologna

comin' with the Mike Pence
name-brand nigga wit
Sean and Laura love
the Orange Julius president

The Co-Ron-Ron,
Doo-Co-Ron-Ron

Pull my light saber
to fetch the toilet paper
First you say
toilet paper is a lux-you-ree
Now yo punk ass screamin'
for the jacked-up dep-you-tee.

Second Stanza: Legend of the Kershaw County Patient Zero

What a selfish negro,
Kershaw County's patient zero,
spreading round that germ,
put Bojangles in a hurt
big mouth screamin' "EFF THE WORLD!"
trying to cast the swine the pearls

Big Mac Master
on the Pandemic Disaster
Ay-Ess-Ell
from the place we dwell;
not much info
there is a patient zero

"Somebuddy over there"
Chinese plague
up Camden way;
butter cross the bread,
won't stay on his homestead,
brookin' cross the lines
for a parallel design.