Ciao bella.
"The instruments of the churl are evil: he deviseth wicked devices to destroy the poor with lying words, even when the needy speaketh right. But the liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand."
They ask the people.
"Who was the 3rd US President?"
"Dale Earnhardt."
"Who won the American Revolution?"
"We did. The North. We nuked Atlanta so they surrendered pretty quickly."
"Who was Andrew Jackson?"
"A Fox News anchorman."
"Okay. Then who's face is on the US Twenty dollar bill?
"Charlton Heston."
"Who was killed in a pistol duel by Aaron Burr?"
"Charlie Murphy."
"Who was Adolf Hitler?"
"A social reformer."
"Who was Thomas Jefferson?"
"A slave owner."
"Who is Peter Strzok?"
"A best-selling author."
"Who discovered the Theory of Relativity?"
Dr Phil
"Who murdered Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr?"
Barry Goldwater
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