attention whores of a varying sort.

"put your hands in the sky,
wave 'em from side to side.
Its the first edition
with the men on a mission
if you hip enough to see
mckinnon is the place to be,
let me hear you say,
OH YEAH!"

"yo, this the best,
here a pic
of my breast.
got them bestie likes,
slip my drawers
on the Italian motorbike;
so much work being a ho."

"Got my French scoot,
with parachute pants,
got my dayglo thong
with the vinyl hip boots,
carousing and laughing,
drunk, fingers snapping,
a guy on Ebay
bought a dish of my doo."