The Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil.

 "the snake, now, was more subtil and beautiful to look at than all the other beasts of the field."

"surely, I touched the fruit and did not die, so mayhap nothing so much shall come upon me if were to taste of it, save that I become as knowledgeable as God and the all the angels."

"you take a bite and then text me, if you're still alive.  I'll hit you back up and give it a few nibbles."

"freaking awesome!  We're gonna be as smart as GOD HIMSELF!"