Titans, the Augments: "Christina"(The Great American Success Story, Chapter 2, part 1)

Talk about your left-leaning, mainstream media spin, that there was "no more room in hell", as the dead begin to return to life and attack the living.

Rousseau knew had a valuable opportunity right in front of him.  He could make a very realistic zombie film, using things that were unfolding all around him.

As Ewie Bowl would say, "it has good action."

The two "film-makers" turned "strip-mine capitalists"  would exploit an emerging segment of the population, in the "existentially-disenfranchised", who at time of press, even lack voting rights, and are ineligible for driving credentials in all fifty states except California and New York.

Christina hired for points, put in an American flag bikini(after a buff, wax and polish job), sat on the rear of a 2-ton truck with a custom-built liquid cooled, rigid-mount 50 caliber automatic weapon.

And they let fly.  "Burning tape" as is said in the industry, just trying to get coverage of what was happening right in front of them, Christina wailing on the living dead.

There was a priest with a 400 dollar calf-skin copy of the Vulgate as a prop which was fitted with a squib, then detonated, sending burning pages scattering into the air all along the street.

Ewie Bowl was literally striking himself in the pelvic region, in a sense of prevailing glee at all of the footage that was being generated.

Until the truck took a quick turn, inadvertently pitching Christina off the flatbed into a sea of angry zombies.

Now.  The Great American Success Story continues.


"Gentleman.  We have the tools.  We can rebuild her."

"A gun for one arm.  A sword for the other arm."

"But how will she wipe her a$$?"

"Never mind that.  We'll have a Nazi intern wipe for her."